Grow up. Make a fursona. Show me your fursona. It’s time to get real. No more messing around. Act your age. Become a furry.
(via adorablecrab)
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
(via ckreadsblog)
hello new D&D movie fans who are writing fic! we’re glad you’re here. as a semi experienced D&D player I feel the need to make a PSA. to wit: while they may appear to be viable options, the Grease spell, and by extension the Oil of Slipperiness, generate enough grease to cover ten square feet or an entire humanoid. this is too much grease! unmanageable and unsexy quantities of grease. “can’t get anything done because we’re sliding around too much” quantities of grease. please opt for mundane lubricants. thank you for your time
(via touslesvices)
big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course
(via courfeyracs-swordcane)
“dont die” is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don’t die. going to Mars? don’t die. going to write an email? don’t die. driving to the gas station? don’t die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
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