mikleos:

my brother sent me this with no explanation ?????????

mikleos:

my brother sent me this with no explanation ?????????

outofcontextdnd:

"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."

GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

fatallyxfragile:

and I’ll break their ass down:

  • How I feel about this character
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character
  • My unpopular opinion about this character
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
anime-stuff4ever:

"SOOOOOO COOL!!!!!"

anime-stuff4ever:

"SOOOOOO COOL!!!!!"

If you ask again I swear to god I’m leaving

outofcontextdnd:

For the fiftieth time this night, no, you cannot roll Use Rope to create a boat. And no, I will not accept Rope as a new Wizard or Cleric domain. - Me, the DM, after my party discovers the “Use Rope” skill.

KH2 summed up:
  • Mickey: XEMNAS NO
  • Sora: XEMNAS DON'T
  • Riku: XEMNAS STOP
  • Xemnas: XEMNAS YES

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

thewicked-eternity