my brother sent me this with no explanation ?????????
"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."
and I’ll break their ass down:
- How I feel about this character
- All the people I ship romantically with this character
- My non-romantic OTP for this character
- My unpopular opinion about this character
- One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
For the fiftieth time this night, no, you cannot roll Use Rope to create a boat. And no, I will not accept Rope as a new Wizard or Cleric domain. - Me, the DM, after my party discovers the “Use Rope” skill.
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh